Herz says:
((We then see Hani unfortunately trying to claim Allah has hands, a right hand, is in the "up" position by quoting the Qur'an.))
And you were just criticizing comprehension problems? Seems you have a few of those yourself.
How/Where did I claim what you said above? By just quoting the verse as it is?
I never even interpreted the verses or concluded anything from them, you yourself reached this conclusion by looking at the apparent text. All I said was, the same way you deal with verses that imply what you dislike, you can also deal with reports that imply what you dislike.
That's what most scholars who are of your opinion do, in fact when it comes to Hadith it becomes that much easier due to the fact that narrations are usually never word-for-word representations and are prone to weaknesses and problems in transmission etc...
Now when you encounter narrations in al-Kafi that imply this, such as the following from 2/200:
عَنْهُ عَنْ أَحْمَدَ عَنْ صَفْوَانَ بْنِ يَحْيَى عَنْ أَبِي حَمْزَةَ عَنْ أَبِي جَعْفَرٍ ( عليه السلام ) قَالَ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ( صلى الله عليه وآله ) مَنْ أَطْعَمَ ثَلَاثَةَ نَفَرٍ مِنَ الْمُسْلِمِينَ أَطْعَمَهُ اللَّهُ مِنْ ثَلَاثِ جِنَانٍ فِي مَلَكُوتِ السَّمَاوَاتِ الْفِرْدَوْسِ وَ جَنَّةِ عَدْنٍ وَ طُوبَى [وَ] شَجَرَةٍ تَخْرُجُ مِنْ جَنَّةِ عَدْنٍ غَرَسَهَا رَبُّنَا بِيَدِهِ
[From him again, from Ahmad from Safwan bin Yahya, from abi Hamzah, from abi Ja`far (as), he said: The messenger (saw) said: Whoever feeds three from the Muslims (as charity), Allah will feed him from three gardens from the kingdom of heaven, al-Firdaws, `Adan and Toubah is a tree in `Adan which our Lord has planted with his hand.]
also with these chains:
مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ يَحْيَى عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ الْحُسَيْنِ عَنْ مُوسَى بْنِ سَعْدَانَ عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ الْقَاسِمِ عَنْ عَبْدِ الْقَهَّارِ عَنْ جَابِرٍ الْجُعْفِيِّ عَنْ أَبِي جَعْفَرٍ
عِدَّةٌ مِنْ أَصْحَابِنَا عَنْ أَحْمَدَ بْنِ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ عِيسَى عَنِ الْحُسَيْنِ بْنِ سَعِيدٍ عَنْ فَضَالَةَ بْنِ أَيُّوبَ عَنْ أَبِي الْمَغْرَاءِ عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ سَالِمٍ عَنْ أَبَانِ بْنِ تَغْلِبَ قَالَ سَمِعْتُ أَبَا عَبْدِ اللَّهِ
[Muhammad bin Yahya, from Muhammad bin al-Husayn, from Musa bin Sa`dan, from `Abdullah bin al-Qasim, from `Abdul-Qahhar, from Jabir al-Ju`fi, from abu Ja`far (as)...]
[Some of our companions, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin `Isa, from al-Husayn bin Sa`id, from Fadalah bin Ayyub, from abi al-Maghra', from Muhammad bin Muslim, from Abban bin Taghlib: I heard aba `Abdillah (as) say...]
Or 3/256:
مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ يَحْيَى عَنْ أَحْمَدَ بْنِ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ عِيسَى عَنِ الْحُسَيْنِ بْنِ سَعِيدٍ عَنْ فَضَالَةَ بْنِ أَيُّوبَ عَنْ أَبِي الْمَغْرَاءِ قَالَ حَدَّثَنِي يَعْقُوبُ الْأَحْمَرُ قَالَ دَخَلْنَا عَلَى أَبِي عَبْدِ اللَّهِ ( عليه السلام ) نُعَزِّيهِ بِإِسْمَاعِيلَ فَتَرَحَّمَ عَلَيْهِ ثُمَّ قَالَ إِنَّ اللَّهَ عَزَّ وَ جَلَّ نَعَى إِلَى نَبِيِّهِ ( صلى الله عليه وآله ) نَفْسَهُ إلى أن قال: ثُمَّ يَأْخُذُ الْأَرْضَ بِيَمِينِهِ وَ السَّمَاوَاتِ بِيَمِينِهِ وَ يَقُولُ أَيْنَ الَّذِينَ كَانُوا يَدْعُونَ مَعِي شَرِيكاً أَيْنَ الَّذِينَ كَانُوا يَجْعَلُونَ مَعِي إِلَهاً آخَرَ
[Muhammad bin Yahya, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin `Isa, from al-Husayn bin Sa`id, from Fadalah bin Ayyub, from abi al-Maghra', he said: Ya`qoub al-Ahmar told me: We entered upon abi `Abdillah (as) to console him about the passing of his son Isma`il (...until the Imam said about Allah...) Then He (i.e Allah) grabs the earth with His right hand and the heavens with His right hand and says: "Where are those who associated partners with Me? Those who took beside another god?"]
Or 1/126 of al-kafi:
عَلِيُّ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ عَنْ سَهْلِ بْنِ زِيَادٍ عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ عِيسَى قَالَ كَتَبْتُ إِلَى أَبِي الْحَسَنِ عَلِيِّ بْنِ مُحَمَّدٍ ( عليه السلام ) جَعَلَنِيَ اللَّهُ فِدَاكَ يَا سَيِّدِي قَدْ رُوِيَ لَنَا أَنَّ اللَّهَ فِي مَوْضِعٍ دُونَ مَوْضِعٍ عَلَى الْعَرْشِ اسْتَوَى وَ أَنَّهُ يَنْزِلُ كُلَّ لَيْلَةٍ فِي النِّصْفِ الْأَخِيرِ مِنَ اللَّيْلِ إِلَى السَّمَاءِ الدُّنْيَا وَ رُوِيَ أَنَّهُ يَنْزِلُ عَشِيَّةَ عَرَفَةَ ثُمَّ يَرْجِعُ إِلَى مَوْضِعِهِ فَقَالَ بَعْضُ مَوَالِيكَ فِي ذَلِكَ إِذَا كَانَ فِي مَوْضِعٍ دُونَ مَوْضِعٍ فَقَدْ يُلَاقِيهِ الْهَوَاءُ وَ يَتَكَنَّفُ عَلَيْهِ وَ الْهَوَاءُ جِسْمٌ رَقِيقٌ يَتَكَنَّفُ عَلَى كُلِّ شَيْءٍ بِقَدْرِهِ فَكَيْفَ يَتَكَنَّفُ عَلَيْهِ جَلَّ ثَنَاؤُهُ عَلَى هَذَا الْمِثَالِ فَوَقَّعَ ( عليه السلام ) عِلْمُ ذَلِكَ عِنْدَهُ وَ هُوَ الْمُقَدِّرُ لَهُ بِمَا هُوَ أَحْسَنُ تَقْدِيراً وَ اعْلَمْ أَنَّهُ إِذَا كَانَ فِي السَّمَاءِ الدُّنْيَا فَهُوَ كَمَا هُوَ عَلَى الْعَرْشِ وَ الْأَشْيَاءُ كُلُّهَا لَهُ سَوَاءٌ عِلْماً وَ قُدْرَةً وَ مُلْكاً وَ إِحَاطَةً .
وَعَنْهُ عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ جَعْفَرٍ الْكُوفِيِّ عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ عِيسَى مِثْلَهُ
[`Ali bin Muhammad, from Sahl bin Ziyad, from Muhammad bin `Isa, he said: I wrote to abi al-Hasan `Ali bin Muhammad (as): May Allah take my soul in your service, O my master, it is narrated to us that Allah is in one place and not in another place on the Throne resting. He comes down to the sky above the earth every night during the last half of the night. It is narrated that He comes down at the ninth evening of the month of Dhul-Hijjah and then He returns back to His place. Certain individuals among your servants have said that if He would be found in certain places and not in other places the air must have come in contact with Him and would surround Him because air is a thin form of body that surrounds everything proportionate to its size. How then the air would surround Allah, the Most Holy and the Most High, According to this assumption? The Imam (as) replied in writing: "He has the knowledge of this. He is the best One in determining all things. You must, However, note that His being in the sky over the earth is just as He on the Throne. All things to Him are the same in the matters of His knowledge and power, domination and control."
Also narrated from him, from Muhammad bin Ja`far al-Koufi, from Muhammad bin `Isa like it.]
Al-Narsi in his Asl on pg 54:
زيد عن عبد الله بن سنان قال سمعت أبا عبد الله ع يقول إن الله ينزل في يوم عرفة في أول الزوال إلى الأرض على جمل أفرق يصال بفخذيه أهل عرفات يمينا وشمالا ولا يزال كذلك حتى إذا كان عند المغرب ونفر الناس وكل الله ملكين بجبال المازمين يناديان عند المضيق الذي رأيت يا رب سلم سلم والرب يصعد إلى السماء ويقول جل جلاله امين امين يا رب العالمين فلذلك لا تكاد ترى صريعا ولا كسيرا
[Zayd from `Abdullah bin Sinan, he said: I heard aba `Abdillah (as) saying: On the day of `Arafah, Allah descends at the time of noon on top of a camel with split hair which divides the people of `Arafat as it dashes between them left and right. (...until he says...) And the Lord may he be glorified ascends to the sky saying...]
Or al-Kafi 4/28:
عِدَّةٌ مِنْ أَصْحَابِنَا عَنْ أَحْمَدَ بْنِ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ خَالِدٍ عَنْ إِسْمَاعِيلَ بْنِ مِهْرَانَ عَنْ سَيْفِ بْنِ عَمِيرَةَ عَنْ أَبِي عَبْدِ اللَّهِ ( عليه السلام ) قَالَ أَجِيزُوا لِأَهْلِ الْمَعْرُوفِ عَثَرَاتِهِمْ وَ اغْفِرُوهَا لَهُمْ فَإِنَّ كَفَّ اللَّهِ تَعَالَى عَلَيْهِمْ هَكَذَا وَ أَوْمَأَ بِيَدِهِ كَأَنَّهُ يُظِلُّ بِهَا شَيْئاً
[Some of our companions, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin Khalid, from Isma`il bin Mihran, from Sayf bin `Umayrah, from abi `Abdillah (as), he said: Forgive the people of goodness their mistakes and shortcomings for Allah's palm is on them like such" And he gestured with his hand as if shading something.]
Or 2/7:
عَلِيُّ بْنُ إِبْرَاهِيمَ عَنْ أَبِيهِ عَنِ ابْنِ أَبِي عُمَيْرٍ عَنِ ابْنِ أُذَيْنَةَ عَنْ زُرَارَةَ أَنَّ رَجُلًا سَأَلَ أَبَا جَعْفَرٍ ( عليه السلام ) عَنْ قَوْلِ اللَّهِ جَلَّ وَ عَزَّ وَ إِذْ أَخَذَ رَبُّكَ مِنْ بَنِي آدَمَ مِنْ ظُهُورِهِمْ ذُرِّيَّتَهُمْ وَ أَشْهَدَهُمْ عَلى أَنْفُسِهِمْ أَ لَسْتُ بِرَبِّكُمْ قالُوا بَلى إِلَى آخِرِ الْآيَةِ فَقَالَ وَ أَبُوهُ يَسْمَعُ ( عليه السلام ) حَدَّثَنِي أَبِي أَنَّ اللَّهَ عَزَّ وَ جَلَّ قَبَضَ قَبْضَةً مِنْ تُرَابِ التُّرْبَةِ الَّتِي خَلَقَ مِنْهَا آدَمَ ( عليه السلام ) فَصَبَّ عَلَيْهَا الْمَاءَ الْعَذْبَ الْفُرَاتَ ثُمَّ تَرَكَهَا أَرْبَعِينَ صَبَاحاً ثُمَّ صَبَّ عَلَيْهَا الْمَاءَ الْمَالِحَ الْأُجَاجَ فَتَرَكَهَا أَرْبَعِينَ صَبَاحاً فَلَمَّا اخْتَمَرَتِ الطِّينَةُ أَخَذَهَا فَعَرَكَهَا عَرْكاً شَدِيداً فَخَرَجُوا كَالذَّرِّ مِنْ يَمِينِهِ وَ شِمَالِهِ
[`Ali bin Ibrahim, from his father, from ibn abi `Umayr, from Ibn Udhaynah, from Zurarah, that a man asked aba Ja`far (as) about the verse And [mention] when your Lord took from the children of Adam - from their loins - their descendants and made them testify of themselves, [saying to them], "Am I not your Lord?" They said, "Yes, we have testified."} He (as) said in front of his father: My father told me that Allah took a fist full of dust from which He crated Adam (as), then poured pure water (etc...) then He rubbed it thoroughly until they emerged like atoms from His right and left]
Or 2/172:
عِدَّةٌ مِنْ أَصْحَابِنَا عَنْ أَحْمَدَ بْنِ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ خَالِدٍ عَنْ أَبِيهِ عَنْ فَضَالَةَ بْنِ أَيُّوبَ عَنْ عُمَرَ بْنِ أَبَانٍ عَنْ عِيسَى بْنِ أَبِي مَنْصُورٍ قَالَ كُنْتُ عِنْدَ أَبِي عَبْدِ اللَّهِ ( عليه السلام ) أَنَا وَ ابْنُ أَبِي يَعْفُورٍ وَ عَبْدُ اللَّهِ بْنُ طَلْحَةَ فَقَالَ ابْتِدَاءً مِنْهُ يَا ابْنَ أَبِي يَعْفُورٍ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ( صلى الله عليه وآله ) سِتُّ خِصَالٍ مَنْ كُنَّ فِيهِ كَانَ بَيْنَ يَدَيِ اللَّهِ عَزَّ وَ جَلَّ وَ عَنْ يَمِينِ اللَّهِ فَقَالَ ابْنُ أَبِي يَعْفُورٍ وَ مَا لَهُمْ لَا يَرَوْنَ وَ هُمْ عَنْ يَمِينِ اللَّهِ فَقَالَ يَا ابْنَ أَبِي يَعْفُورٍ إِنَّهُمْ مَحْجُوبُونَ بِنُورِ اللَّهِ أَ مَا بَلَغَكَ الْحَدِيثُ أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ( صلى الله عليه وآله ) كَانَ يَقُولُ إِنَّ لِلَّهِ خَلْقاً عَنْ يَمِينِ الْعَرْشِ بَيْنَ يَدَيِ اللَّهِ وَ عَنْ يَمِينِ اللَّهِ وُجُوهُهُمْ أَبْيَضُ مِنَ الثَّلْجِ وَ أَضْوَأُ مِنَ الشَّمْسِ الضَّاحِيَةِ يَسْأَلُ السَّائِلُ مَا هَؤُلَاءِ فَيُقَالُ هَؤُلَاءِ الَّذِينَ تَحَابُّوا فِي جَلَالِ اللَّهِ
[Some of our companions, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin Khalid, from his father, from Fadalah bin Ayyub, from `Umar bin Abban, from `Isa bin abi Mansour, he said: I was with abu `Abdillah (as) along with ibn abi Ya`four and `Abdullah bin Talhah. He (as) initiated ibn abi Ya`four by saying: Six traits, if one were possess them then he'd be in front of Allah most glorious and on the right of Allah." Ibn abi Ya`four said: "How can they not be seen if they're on His right?" He (as) replied: "They are concealed by Allah's light. Have you not heard the Hadith of the messenger (saw) where he says: Allah has creatures to the right of his throne in front of Allah and on the right side of Allah, their faces are white like snow etc...]
Or 2/126:
عنه عن محمد بن علي عن عمر بن جبلة الأحمسي عن أبي الجارود عن أبي جعفر ع قال : قال رسول الله (صلى الله عليه وآله) : المتحابون في الله يوم القيامة على أرض زبرجدة خضراء في ظل عرشه عن يمينه - وكلتا يديه يمين - وجوههم أشد بياضا وأضوء من الشمس الطالعة يغبطهم بمنزلتهم كل ملك مقرب وكل نبي مرسل يقول الناس : من هؤلاء ؟ فيقال : هؤلاء المتحابون في الله
[From him, from Muhammad bin `Ali, from `Umar bin Jabalah al-Ahmasi, from abi al-Jaroud, from abi Ja`far (as): The messenger (saw) said: On the day of judgement, those who love each-other for the sake of Allah will stand on a floor of green aquamarine in the shade of His throne, to His right -and both His Hands are right- their faces lighter and more radiant than the sun...]
Same is in Qurb al-Isnad by al-Himyari:
حدثني السندي بن محمد عن صفوان بن مهران الجمال عن أبي عبد الله ع قال : " قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله : عن يمين الله - وكلتا يديه يمين - عن يمين العرش قوم على وجوههم نور لباسهم من نور على كراسي من نور فقال له علي : يا رسول الله من هؤلاء ؟ فقال له : شيعتنا وأنت إمامهم "
[I was told by al-Sindi bin Muhammad, from Safwan bin Mihran al-Jammal, from abi `Abdillah (as): The messenger (saw) said: On Allah's right -and both his hands are right- and on the right of the throne will be people, dressed in light...]
The first Majlisi in al-Rawdah 13/25:
روى المصنف في الصحيح و علي بن إبراهيم في الحسن كالصحيح، عن جابر عن أبي جعفر عليه السلام قال: قال أمير المؤمنين عليه السلام إن الله تبارك و تعالى (لما أحب) أن يخلق خلقا بيده إلى أن قال فاغترف ربنا عز و جل غرفة بيمينه من الماء العذب الفرات و كلتا يديه يمين فصلصلها في كفه فجمدت
[The author narrated in the Sahih and `Ali bin Ibrahim in al-Hasan kal-Sahih, from Jabir, from abi Ja`far (as), he said: The chief of believers (as) said: When Allah most high liked to create a creation with his hand (...etc...) so our Lord scooped up with his right hand some pure water from Euphrates and both of his hands are right, He left it to dry in His hand until it became solid]
Also in al-Mahaasin 1/280:
أحمد بن أبي عبد الله البرقي عن النضر بن سويد، عن يحيى بن عمران الحلبي، عن معلى أبي عثمان، عن علي بن حنظلة، عن أبي عبد الله (ع) قال: اختصم رجلان بالمدينة، قدري ورجل من أهل مكة فجعلا أبا عبد الله (ع) بينهما إلى أن قال: كتاب كتبه الله بيمينه، وكلتا يديه يمين، فيه أسماء أهل الجنة بأسمائهم وأسماء آبائهم وعشائرهم، مجمل عليهم لا يزيد فيهم رجلا ولا ينقص منهم أحدا أبدا، وكتاب كتبه الله، فيه أسماء أهل النار
[Al-Barqi, from al-Nadir bin Suwayd, from Yahya bin `Imran al-Halabi, from Mu`alla bin abi `Uthman, from `Ali bin Handhalah, from abi `Abdillah (as): Two men disputed in Madinah, a Qadari and a man from Makkah so they made aba `Abdillah (as) the judge. (...until he said...) A book that Allah has written with His right and both His hands are right, containing the names of the dwellers of heaven (etc...)]
Also in Tahdheeb al-Ahkaam 3/3 #3, Majlisi graded "Sahih" in Malaadh-ul-Akhiyar 4/636:
وعنه عن محمد بن يحيى عن عبد الله بن محمد عن علي بن الحكم عن أبان عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال: إن للجمعة حقا وحرمة فإياك أن تضيع أو تقصر في شئ من عبادة الله تعالى، والتقرب إليه بالعمل الصالح، وترك المحارم كلها، فان الله يضاعف فيه الحسنات، ويمحو فيه السيئات، ويرفع فيه الدرجات قال: وذكر أن يومه مثل ليلته، قال: فان استطعت أن تحييه بالصلاة والدعاء فافعل فان ربك ينزل من أول ليلة الجمعة إلى سماء الدنيا فيضاعف فيه الحسنات ويمحو فيه السيئات فان الله واسع كريم.
[From him, from Muhammad bin Yahya, from `Abdullah bin Muhammad, from `Ali bin al-Hakam, from Abban, from abi `Abdillah (as), he said: Friday has its sanctity and right, do not waste a thing from Allah's worship (etc...) If you are able to spend (that day) in prayer and supplication then do so because your Lord descends from the beginning of Friday evening to the worldly sky to increase the rewards (etc...)]
Two narrations from Kitab-ul-Tawheed by Saduq pg.154-155:
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حدثنا محمد بن الحسن بن أحمد بن الوليد رحمه الله قال حدثنا محمد بن الحسن الصفار عن أحمد بن محمد بن عيسى عن أحمد بن محمد بن أبي نصر عن الحسين بن موسى عن عبيد بن زرارة عن أبي عبد الله ع قال سألته عن قول الله عز و جل يَوْمَ يُكْشَفُ عَنْ ساقٍ قال كشف إزاره عن ساقه و يده الأخرى على رأسه فقال سبحان ربي الأعلى
[I was told by Muhammad bin al-Hasan bin Ahmad bin al-Walid (rah), we were told by Muhammad bin al-Hasan al-Saffar, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin `Isa, from Ahmad bin Muhammad bin abi Nasr, from al-Husayn bin Musa, from `Ubayd bin Zurarah, from abi `Abdillah (as): I asked him about Allah's words {Upon the day when the leg shall be bared, and they shall be summoned to bow themselves} He (as) lifted his lower garment and exposed his leg while his hand was on his head, then he said: "Praise be to the Lord most high."]
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أبي رحمه الله قال حدثنا سعد بن عبد الله عن إبراهيم بن هاشم عن ابن فضال عن أبي جميلة عن محمد بن علي الحلبي عن أبي عبد الله ع في قوله عز و جل يَوْمَ يُكْشَفُ عَنْ ساقٍ قال تبارك الجبار ثم أشار إلى ساقه فكشف عنها الإزار قال و يدعون إلى السجود فلا يستطيعون قال أفحم القوم و دخلتهم الهيبة و شخصت الأبصار و بلغت القلوب الحناجر خاشعة أبصارهم ترهقهم ذلة و قد كانوا يدعون إلى السجود و هم سالمون
[My father (rah) told me, Sa`d bin`Abdullah told us, from Ibrahim bin Hashim, from Ibn Faddal, from abi Jamilah, from Muhammad bin `Ali al-Halabi, from abi `Abdillah (as) about His words {Upon the day when the leg shall be bared} He (as) said: "May The Almighty be glorified." then he (as) pointed to his leg and lifted the lower garment exposing it (etc...)]
Al-`Allamah al-Majlisi in `Ayn-ul-Hayah 1/368:
وروي بسند معتبر عن أبي جعفر الباقر انّه قال : إذا كان الرجل على يمينك على رأي ثم تحوّل إلى يسارك فلا تقل الاّ خيراً ، ولا تبرأ منه حتى تسمع منه ما سمعت وهو على يمينك ، فإنّ القلوب بين أصبعين من أصابع الله يقلّبها كيف يشاء ساعة كذا وساعة كذا ، وانّ العبد ربما وفّق للخير
[It was narrated with a reliable chain from abi Ja`far al-Baqir (as) that he said: "If a person to your right had an opinion then he turned to your left, do not say except what is good and do not disown him until you hear from him what you heard when he's on the right; for the hearts are between two fingers from the fingers of Allah, He flips them as He wishes, once like this and once like that, the slave may be successful in attaining goodness."]